I love watching these earlier episodes. Sure, the camera-work is poor, the video quality is grainy, but it takes me back to Trike Patrol’s roots. The first dozen episodes are what started it all. It was simply an idea that came up over a few beers one day…..and then turned in to so much more. The Rachel episode was the third episode we ever filmed if I remember correctly. It was also my first crack at cameraman, which is easy to believe when you watch it. Rachel was a nice girl who came up through the ranks of bargirl life. When she first came to town, she started out on Santos Street blowing dick for $10 bucks; and became quite popular there too. After a while, she graduated from Santos to Fields Ave and bounced around different bars all within a particular ownership group (think Beach Boys song). Bruce had come to know her rather well over the years, and he was the one who arranged the episode filming. It would be Bruce’s very first time performing, so he wanted a girl he was comfortable with. That is why this episode was titled: “Enter The Hammer”. I don’t know why or when we decided his nickname would be Hammer, it just sort of happened that way. (it’s really more of a hook anyway, isn’t it?)

Rachel was one of those girls who is a timeless sweetheart. She has a soft, warm and cuddly personality, despite having sucked off more guys than the population of Norway. She never turned into a cold, jaded, calculating scammer like some veteran bargirls do. You have to give her credit for that. We got a pay-by-the-hour short time room at the “express” rate. Once we talked things over, we set out to do the pick-up scene. Feeling out how to accomplish the pick-up scenes was pretty awkward the first twenty times or so. There was no script or walk-through, we just went out and did it. For this one, we dropped her on a corner a few blocks away from Fields, then circled around some residential backstreets before swooping back by to pick her up. When we approached her with the cam she looked so damn nervous and scared, I almost wanted to stop and do it over. But we kept it rolling and made it work. This would set the tone for most of our pick-up scenes’ clunkiness. But then again, it’s only porn, so who really cares?

Once back in the room, we started off with some pre-action dialogue. She was still nervous but did her best to articulate at little bit when asked questions. Of course her bargirl experience had given her a deep history in making small-talk with foreigners. One of the funnier moments was when she helped Bruce pull his boxer shorts down and exclaimed “The Hammer!” when his already semi-hard knob popped out. Like I said, I have no idea why we called him “The Hammer”, but it stuck like glue from then on. She gave a decent enough blow job, even letting it get slopped up a lil’. It was right at this point that Bruce uttered a phrase that would go on to become a classic on Trike Patrol: “So, do you think you can make The Hammer disappear?” I swear, he’s said that at least once in every episode he’s ever been in. She tried her best, but couldn’t quite get there. Another instance of comedy right then was when she trying for the deep-throat, she popped her head up because tears started forming in her eyes from her effort. Bruce then, in a genuinely caring and gentle voice says, “It’s alright, stuff like that happens.” Fucking hilarious, haha.

When the sex started, Rachel was right at home bouncing up & down on Bruce’s cock. The rest of it was pretty generic I must say. There was nothing else worth mentioning really. I just look back on this episode as one of the formative ones in Trike Patrol’s lineage. Not spectacular, but necessary for us to shape our image and learn more about filming amateur porn. Honestly though, in the beginning it was more about us having fun and making laughs then about producing technically sound porn videos. That ideal would never waiver too much along the way, and the hardcore porn-aficionados would certainly criticize that in emails later on.

You will only get this one if you were a member of the site earlier than a year ago. This was the old site banner that has since been changed. There are six girls that appear in it, and if you can name all of them, from left to right, I will give you one free month’s subscription. As with the last trivia question, only the first person to email me at jreg@jimmy-regina.com will win. I will post the winner here when it happens.

*Hint – Two of the girls’ episodes are no longer on the site. You either had to be a member for a long time, or you had to catch them on bit torrent sites or boot-legged DVDs. Don’t tell me if you did the latter two, that would disqualify you from winning, haha.

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As was beginning to be the norm by now, Eljane was brought to us by a girl who previously appeared on Trike Patrol. When word spread that there was an easy fist-full of pesos to be made, all kinds of girls starting coming from the wood work. Eljane was a rather popular girl at a rather popular new bar at the time. (Think Sarah Palin, Northern Exposure) The things that made her popular were her pretty face and good personality. What the fuck am I saying, it was her firm, rotund ass and bodacious pair of breasts. I think they quite possibly were the finest pair of susu’s I’ve ever seen in AC. I distinctly remember sitting in her bar, drinking a beer with the owner and watching her dance on stage. He commented to me that he also thought she had one of the best pair of hoots in the world. They were really spectacular. The shape, size and proportion; all were just great. And the fact that she sported a tight, full buttocks only added to her greatness. She was the “total package” as they say and was definitely in her “prime”, that’s for sure.

For this episode, we employed the help of Marco at cameraman again along with our young friend Kyle to do the lucky deed with Eljane. We were happy to have Kyle because good, young male help is hard to find believe it or not. He was on his “cherry” trip to AC so you know he was enjoying the hell outta himself already. And being a younger fellow of only 23 years old in AC, he was getting even that much more attention from the girls. And what’s more, Kyle and Eljane had already become acquainted through our numerous visits to her bar on that trip. That would lend well to their on-screen chemistry and comfort later. Sometimes when total stranger girls are brought to us, they’re a little nervous and “stiff” at first. Kyle and Eljane’s previous meetings made the shoot go very smoothly. Well….not totally, but it wasn’t either of their faults.

The shoot was planned for the mid-morning hours. The only problem with that was that there was a big pool party at Mo’s at 1pm that Eljane had to be at. A shoot normally only takes two hours or so to complete, so we figured it would be done in time. She showed up right about on time (surprisingly), and moved through the ID and model release process, then onto the pickup scene. No problems. Did the pick-up inside a dress store and it turned out fine. Got her to the room, did a little talking, then both of them got in the shower for some soapy-tit, dick-massaging footage. Very nice. Next, it was onto the fucking and sucking, to which Eljane was more than experienced enough in. Her pussy looked so sweet hugging around Kyle’s cock, and she did seem to genuinely enjoy the stuffing she got. Kyle did not disappoint in his actual performance. (I really wish we could have had him around on more patrols) The only problem was that he simply could not cum. Not sure if it was too much boozing and screwing the night before or what, but it just wasn’t happening and we were running out of time.

Eljane had to be at that pool party; there was no way around it. So we decided that we’ll just pay her barfine for that night, and have her come back later to do the cum scene. Well, that was a good plan in theory. What we didn’t account for was the fat fucker at the pool party who ruined it. I was told he was a regular customer at her bar, but this fat bastard thought it would be amusing to buy her as many tequila shots as he possibly could. Personally, I think he knew that she had the hots for Kyle and was jealous of that. He probably noticed the two flirting with each other in and out of the water during the early course of the party. I swear, he bought her at least 12 or 15 tequila shots in a very short time frame. And all the while he was laughing and smiling like a pig in shit. Yes, of course I was worried she would get too drunk to complete the shoot, but I was also disgusted at the sheer joy he took in getting her violently drunk. It was not too long before she was crying and puking and then falling over into her puke. Nice job asshole, I hope you felt like a real big-shot.

So needless to say, we weren’t going to be able to complete the scene today. I was bummed about that, but was confident we could arrange it the next day. After all, we only needed her for the cum-shot and that was it. We had plenty of good action on tape already. So Eljane showed up the next day, looking pretty rough I might add, and took a quick dose of chin-paste from our boy Kyle. Kudos to her for being such a good sport. And fat fucker from the pool party, if you’re reading this: Fuck you, you fat fucking sloth! Ok, I’m over it now. Just needed to get that off my chest, haha. Eljane rates as one of the hotter Trike Patrol babes on the rolls in my opinion, pity I heard she is off the market now. No worries though, as there’s only about 5,000 more where she came from.

Celine came to us from a doogirl we knew who worked at Cambodia Club at the time. She wasn’t currently a bargirl, but had previously done stints in some Perimeter Road bars (Honey Ko’s?) and mentioned she might go back to the bar in the future. During our pre-pick-up drive in the trike, Bruce and I cruised up Fields ave from the direction of Blue Nile. It was a great time to do so, because the sun was just setting and a lot of girls were either heading to work or standing outside the clubs on doorgirl duty. We whizzed past a few familiar faces who shouted out to us, one being the group of girls in front of Treasure Island—-a regular haunt for Bruce and I over the years. We had staged Celine in the Jeepney park, although I not sure what it’s really called. There are always people walking around there waiting to get on one of the many departing Jeepneys. Of course in the video, we acted like we just happened to drive in there and there just happened to be a girl standing there alone in the most isolated corner of the lot, haha. We’ll never win any awards for acting or directing, we know that.

So we took Celine back to the shoot location, which was once again a Perimeter Road short-time hotel. (you could hear the trikes whizzing by out the window). She was 22 years old, and currently on support from a British guy whom she undoubtedly met in the bar. She actually told us this off-camera and used the same story on-camera too which I thought was risky on her part. But hey, whatever. Her body was just ok and once she undressed you could see that she had a little bit of flab that she shouldn’t have had at age 22. Probably due to a few years of bargirl life eating fast food on the many dates she had been on, followed by a steady flow of Western Union money transfers from England which translated into plenty of rice for that belly. Her breasts did maintain a nice shape and firmness however, so that was one bright spot. Her face was so-so, I wouldn’t call it pretty but I wouldn’t call it ugly. When she smiled it could appear pleasant I’ll say that much. Her ass did look fairly nice, and I would have to say it was her best attribute.

Once we got down to business, she used her tongue-ring on Bruce’s cock. I don’t know about you, but I never saw the point of those things. Not for oral sex on a male anyway. Of all the girls I have had who wore them giving me head, none of them were any better than those without. Maybe none of them knew how to use them properly, I dunno. Now I’ve heard they are nice for pussy-licking, but I don’t have one, so I wouldn’t know. Celine did this weird thing with her eyes as she was getting pumped. She would keep them half-open and roll them back into her head. It was kinda freaky to watch first hand. She did seem to get into the sex a little bit, maybe her story about not screwing in 2 months since her Brit was last in town was true? Naaaaaah!

One interesting aside that you probably never wanted to know: Bruce had a really hard time cumming in this episode and it wasn’t because he partied too hard the night before. After all, we filmed this scene in the late afternoon. No, it was because he said he smelt an odor from Celine’s snatch that was a major turn-off for him. He said it wasn’t a horrible rotten odor; just that her pussy had a “different” smell and it gave him a hard time concentrating. I honestly don’t remember smelling anything, and I was only a foot or so away at times, but Bruce said it was so. We had to stop filming once or twice because the Hammer lost its edge and needed a break. When he was ready to restart, he would just have Celine suck it a bit more to get it hard again. No, we couldn’t afford to have “fluffers” like in the big-time USA porn industry, but it is something we might consider for the future. If you know any kick-ass cock-suckers in AC, please let us know. We might have a steady job for them. But due to editing, you would never know he had any problems like that, haha. Ahh, the beauty of editing.

When he got it up the final time, after we thought we had enough fucking on tape, he went full-throttle in missionary until he finally blew his load. Celine opened wide and stuck out her tongue right on cue. And then just kept it open, haha. She didn’t wanna close it with all of the semen on the edge of her mouth. No, she was not a swallower. So once I turned off the cam, she was able to go wipe it away. Celine put in a good appearance for us, and I’m sure her boyfriend in England enjoyed it also.

The question I posed was this: Who was the 2nd girl appearing in the night-time pick-up scene during the Renz episode? The hint was that she was a previous Trike Patrol girl. I stated in the post that I would give a free month’s subscription to the first person who emailed me the correct answer.

Chris R. was the first one to respond to it with the correct answer, earning himself a free month’s subscription to Trike Patrol. The answer was Jennifer, and she appears outside the trike at about 05:04 into the Renz episode. This is something I’ll do more regularly if I can think of more trivia questions like this. Good job Chris R.

Maryann was one of the earliest Trike Patrol episodes ever filmed. This was still at the point when we had no fucking clue what we were doing. (not that do much better now) But back at this time, we were really just goofing around with the video camera. The Trike Patrol website had not even been built yet. We didn’t have any system in place for finding models at this time, so it was simply a matter of Bruce and I asking the many girls that we had come to know over the years. After all, an hour or two of work is a small price to pay for earning enough to buy that new shiny cell phone you saw in the mall. Maryann was one of Bruce’s friends. She worked at some smaller bar down on Perimeter Road. Apparently, she and Bruce had a long history together, because when we came into the bar she rushed over to him right away and was all happy and gleeful.

They did their little chit-chat, while I sat across the table and observed some of the other girls in the bar. Perimeter Road bars are funny; the girls are by and large not as hot at Fields Ave bargirls, but every once in a while you can find a diamond in the rough down there. I saw a few cuties in there that I wouldn’t have minded taking. So it wasn’t long before Bruce got her to agree, and after paying her barfine, we were on the way to the shoot location. We rented a short time hotel nearby to do the shoot in. It wasn’t the best lighting, but we figured it would suffice. We’re only amateurs anyway. After having her sign the model release, show us her ID, and explaining to her what we would be doing, we set out to do the pick-up scene.

For this one, we decided to stage her in one of the little bargirl clothing shops right along Fields opposite The Ville. We planned to drive along, pull up in our trike, then dismount and walk into the clothing shop to “meet” her. I think this was the first “non-rolling” pick-up scene we ever did. I figured it was cool because it was something different. As you can see on the site, it later became a common thing for us to do. Quite honestly, the “rolling” trike pick-ups are difficult and risky to pull off, especially as word of Trike Patrol spread after the site launched. We got inside the store and she was in there pretending to look at t-back panties and whatnot. The girls behind the counter were giggling and surely wondering what the fuck we were doing. It was painfully awkward of course, and Bruce then injected something about “buying her some t-backs if she would come back to our hotel with us”. Smooth as sandpaper, I know.

I gathered Bruce had known her for several years, so maybe she looked a lot better in the past. But as far as looks go, Maryann had definitely seen better days. She wasn’t that old, it’s just that I think she’d been turning tricks in a shit-hole Perimeter Road bar for far too long. I could see that she might have been fairly cute in her pre-bargirl youth. Her body was skinny, but not in great shape. That’s kind of the worst of both worlds, isn’t it. And her face and mannerisms sort of reminded me of a crack-whore. It wouldn’t have been a stretch to say that she could’ve been a current or prior “shabu-head”. (a type of drug that is common there)

Once the video got going, she did fine. Her blow job on the Hammer was worth mentioning. She forcefully shoved his bulge down her throat until she gagged. That was pretty cool. I like that. Her head and mouth were so tiny that it was a wonder she got it down as far as she did. A+ for effort in that regard. My only complaint is that she kept wiping the spit away with a towel; she just wouldn’t let it get sloppy enough for my liking. She kept making funny giggling noises too, along with going “mmmmm, mmmmm” as she sucked. It was odd, but whatever. She wasn’t able to take Bruce’s pounding as well as others had, but she was small and her pussy was probably tender from already serving about 15 bloated ex-pat dicks that week. Although a little bit “off”, Maryann was a good sport and finished her scene by taking a load square in the face without cum-dodging.

I guess Trike Patrol is getting pretty famous as the years go by. (In July the trike turns 3 5 years old!) I came across a few places on the ‘net featuring Trike Patrol recently.

One of them was on DailyTang.com, an interesting video blog about porn sites which is hosted by some pretty cure chicks.  In each daily V-log, they tell you about 2 or 3 interesting porn sites from all different niches.

I know this is a bit dated, but on July 2nd, 2007 they did a spot about Trike Patrol. They  featured a variety of different hosts, but the blonde who did our particular piece was very hot thank you very much. However, she kept on saying “Thailand” this and “Thailand” that while she was talking about our site. I guess she didn’t watch the videos that closely. So much for our 15 minutes of semi-fame, heh.

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The other one was a video clip on YouPorn.com, basically the “YouTube” of porn. A great site when you need some quick hand relief but don’t have time to download porn on bit torrents sites.This particular clip was from our Sherylie and she is something of a local Angeles City celebrity. (even has her own site)

We had fun doing this episode. Kaye was one of Bruce’s many “chat-mates” from the endless hours he spends online when not in the trike. I have no idea how he meets some of these girls, but whatever. He had only been chatting with Kaye for about 3 weeks before talking her into trying a scene for Trike Patrol . She made the trek up from Manila to meet us, and when she got there, I immediately saw that she was the typical “Hammer-style” of girl. I mean, she had the looks and body that he always goes for. Small, young and cute.

The on-cam interview process was funny. It cracked me up watching her try to answer some of the most basic questions. You could almost hear the gears grinding in her head as she tried to find an answer. I think her weak English had a lot to do with it. Clearly due to not being around foreigners much (if at all). We got to talking about body parts and coached her into saying “I love cock.” She got it right a few times, but then she kept saying it wrong and I just let it go. She would say “I love cocker”. Haha, I guess she was more comfortable saying it that way, I don’t know, but it sounded damn funny. Kaye went on to say she was 19 years old and had only been with one guy in her lifetime a few years ago.

Once the dick came out, Kaye showed us that she definitely had seen one before. She wasn’t as shy as I had expected her to be at first sight. Not a blow job expert by a long shot, but she had surely put a dick in her mouth once or twice. As her slender, young nubile body suggested, she had a sweet, tight looking little snatch that Hammer enjoyed penetrating. And, unlike some smaller girls, she didn’t seem to “fight” or shy away from getting plowed rather forcefully by a larger dick. I hate when girls do that. Me and Hammer call ‘em “fighters”. You know, the ones that are too fragile or their pussies are too small that they don’t let you go full-throttle turbo on them. Those are no fun at all. Kaye didn’t appear to be one of those because her smooth lookin’ pussy withstood a decent pounding from ol’ Bruce before he plastered her chest with man-goo.

This was one of our rare multi-girl episodes. The reason we didn’t like doing more of these is simple: money. We had to pay double the price to get just one video. Nevertheless, we still arranged a few of these scenes to provide some variety on the site. Jana and Julia came to us from Manila. These were LA Café “hang-out” girls, plain and simple. They were your classic pair of “freelancers”; girls who would travel and live together while trying to pull as many tricks as they could along the way. Don’t get me wrong, I have nothing against them for what they do. They’re down-to-earth, fun-loving girls who are just trying to survive and have a good time while doing it. These two were literally girls you or anyone else could run into on vacation there. Their on-screen personalities were not acting jobs. That is who they really were. Totally authentic.

I would say Julia had the more interesting personality of the two. Although she was strange and kooky looking, possessing this sort of bug-eyed look, like she didn’t have enough sleep and was wired on caffeine or energy drinks. The over-dyed “orange” colored hair didn’t help any either. Jana was a tad better looking, and I was under the impression that she could be really pretty if she wanted to. A hard and fast lifestyle of alcohol, all-night partying and inordinate amounts of sex with strangers can take its toll. She was only about 21 years old or something. Neither one of them would win any beauty contests anytime soon, but they were real, honest-to-god freelancers who fit perfectly into the Trike Patrol theme.

The pick-up scene was funny. We didn’t have a trike today and it was starting to rain that afternoon with some flashes of intermittent lighting off in the distance. So we decided just to walk around the block with umbrella’s and make it appear that we just walked up on them and started talking. (not an unrealistic scenario if you’ve ever been there) None of this is scripted beforehand; it’s all totally shot from the hip. And sometimes, it really really shows, haha. In this instance, I asked them if they could show us a place to get out of the rain. Which was kind of odd, because then it cuts to us with them back in OUR hotel room. Doesn’t make any sense, I know. Oh well, there goes my Director of the Year award I was gunning for.

The interview and chit-chat with them was one of the better ones I think. Some guys aren’t into that part and just want to see the action, and we understand that. But others really like the “get-to-know-you” sequences and complain when we don’t do it enough. I think it’s interesting to hear the girls talk and tell about their lives a little bit before doing the deed.

Once we got down to business the two of them looked after Bruce’s cock with some pretty good blow job action and ball-licking. I’d say they complimented each other quite nicely. While one sucked his dick, the other caressed his balls and so forth. The Hammer definitely had the best seat in the house that afternoon. He slammed the smaller-framed Julia first, and seemed to enjoy her pussy a lot. But once he got Jana in doggy-style, things heated up a lot and you could see her really liking it. She did have a nice tight little brown butt that I wish I could’ve taken a turn on myself. Bruce finished up the scene pumping Julia’s snatch, pulling out and trying to cover both their faces, but failed miserably. Got most of his Elmer’s glue-like sperm on Julia’s shoulder more than anywhere else. For real, it just sort of dribbled out. That’s what staying out partying ‘til 4am and screwing two other bargirls before coming to a shoot will do to ya. Subtract 10 points from Jana also for cum-dodging there at the end too.

This was one of the earlier episodes on Trike Patrol, and it was the first one in which we used a different set of guys. I must say, compared to later experiments, Tony and Bill were not a bad substitute for myself and Hammer. Bill worked the camera pretty well and Tony had a decent-sized dick and knew how to use it. Both were experienced world-traveling whoremongers, so that helped a lot. I’m pretty sure either I or Bruce picked out Roann for the shoot. At the time, she was a door-girl at Dirty Duck bar down on Fields Ave. It wasn’t hard really. Simply asking, “Hey, you wanna make some extra money?” Then she’ll ask, “Sure, what do I have to do?” And I’ll go, “Just suck and fuck a guy on camera.” Pretty much what she does every night of the week anyway (and for a lot less money I might add). So yeah, it’s no stretch getting an experienced bargirl to agree to an amateur porn shoot.

And experienced she certainly was. Born & raised in AC, Roann was 25 years old, had been working in the bars for years already and had the tattoos and scars to prove it. That being said, she was still cute and looked very nice on cam. Unlike some of the other girls, she was completely comfortable and “at-ease” with foreigners and the camera. For her, it was like “no big deal” to be doing this. Her English was decent too; all of that was a testament to her experience in the bars. For some reason, Bill called her “Jennalyn” in the video at some points, but our editor labeled her episode “Roann ”. Don’t ask me why. That was just one of those strange Trike Patrol quirks. (there are many, haha)

The pick-up scene went natural enough. Get this: Roann actually DID have a dental appointment that day, in which she agreed for the guys to pick her up from in the trike upon completion. Her cock-sucking was a bit methodical, but I guess it gets that way when you suck 50 cocks a week for a living. Next, Tony gave her some oral gratification in return——not something I’d suggest doing with a bargirl——-but hey, it was for the fans. Then Tony put his “soup-can for a dick” into her small frame and she moaned quite convincingly throughout. Her body wasn’t the best ever seen on Trike Patrol, but not too bad for a 25 year old with a few kids. One of the funnier, albeit strange, moments in the episode, was right when Tony was about to blow his load, Bill chimes in with “time to deliver the groceries!” Hahaha, where the fuck did that come from? Anyway, not a bad episode in the books.

Update:
~ Roan’s Return! 4 Years Later! ~