Let me preface this one by saying it might possibly be the worst Trike Patrol episode ever. Tommy and John were the ones there, so I don’t know exactly what happened. All I’m going off of is the video itself. Chantel was simply another “walk-on” Trike Patrol applicant, and I guess we were desperate for an episode that day because she wouldn’t have made the cut on other days. Every once in a while, Trike Patrol will open up it’s arms and go Ellis Island style: “Give us your tired, your hungry, your poor…” Chantel was definitely one of those instances.

I find it hard to point out anything positive about her, other than the mere fact that she certainly is a totally genuine amateur Filipina indeed. You will definitely not find her featured on ANY other porn site, haha. She claimed to have been working for one of the webcam cyber-sex sites, though I’m not sure which. Tommy and John did the best they could with her, which as you can see wasn’t much. To her credit, she was a good sport for the most part, and she did get into the doggy-style a little bit. Look, I don’t like these “filler” type episodes any more than you do. You see, I’m not only the Trike Patrol

This was another one of our first Manila episodes. Katerina was a slim, shy girl with a narrow face, but still cute and pretty. She was very, very slender; definitely classifying her as what you would call a “spinner”. (meaning you could spin her around on top of you like how a pizza chef spins pizza dough) She came to us through one of the other models, I can’t remember who right now; it might have been Jennifer. Anyway, it was another “word of mouth” walk-on. She told us she was from Baguio and just “hanging around” in Manila. When they say that it usually means they’ve come to the city to make extra cash pulling tricks out of places like LA Café in Ermita or conscripting themselves to one of the go-go bars in Makati’s P. Burgos Street or Edsa’s Entertainment Complex. I don’t think we ever got the full story from Katerina, but we didn’t really care either.

She was awfully damn shy. She was another one of those girls that I felt like I was pulling teeth just to get some dialogue going. For that reason, and due to us being fishes out of water in the busy streets of Manila, we decided to forgo the “trike” scene and just film her walking in the street with us back to the hotel. I know, I know—–our site is named “Trike Patrol” so it’s kinda lame not having the trike scene in each episode, but sometimes it’s just not practical. Katerina’s episode was just one of those times. Despite her weak English and shyness, she did have a nice big smile and cute sparkly eyes. Once she got a bit more comfortable with us, she loosened up and the dialogue flowed a little better.

This was really Hammer’s type of girl as he loves the “spinner” types. It was a forgone conclusion that he would be the one stuffing her today. No arguments from me since I like a little more meat on the bones. (especially the ass-bone) The next thing we did was have her get in the shower and soap up. Bruce helped in a manner in which I would describe as one of the creepiest-dirty-old-perverted-man scenes ever perpetrated by Trike Patrol, haha. It was really like…..ewww. I felt like a perv just filming it to be honest. The way he assisted her in rubbing the soap all over her petite, nubile body and ass, it was just “icky”. Now mind you, none of what we do is scripted or thoroughly discussed beforehand, so maybe he just felt like it was the natural thing to do at the time, I don’t know. The sex itself was fairly good, although we did have to stop once or twice and let Bruce lube up the ol’ hammer. He was getting some friction on poor Katerina which looked a tad painful. Once the lube was applied though, things went along swimmingly. All things considered, Katerina was a decent enough Trike Patrol girl who ranked somewhere in the middle all time.

Gerelyn was referred to us from a fan of the site. He put her on touch with us via internet and we scheduled her for a filming. We were able to see her pics beforehand, so knew she was of an acceptable Trike Patrol caliber. (not that our standards are that high) So she shows up to the room and she looks even better in person; and much taller than I had expected. She was something like 5’5” or 5’6”, which to me, is really tall for a Filipina girl since I’m an elfish 5’7”. For that reason alone, we decided that Bruce would be the one to have the pleasure and I would just film again. Whenever I’m screwing a girl who’s taller than 5’4”, I feel like I’m “climbing” her just trying to get into the different positions. But as you can see, she was a considerably hot chick and I was still a little jealous the Bruce got to do the deed with her.

Gerelyn was a local girl, and very business-like. Once the filming was over, she took her money and went back home. I presumed she might have been “on support” from a foreigner, but not sure. She worked in a club or two in AC previously, but I honestly don’t remember which. The scene went pretty well, although at certain points, it sounded like she was having trouble with Hammer’s girth and it might have been causing some pain instead of ecstasy. At one point, however, while she was on top of him and grinding on his dick vigorously, she gave off the impression that she actually came. It was pretty convincing to me, and I was standing only a few feet away. Gerelyn was one of the better episodes we’ve done I think, and she was popular enough that we brought her back for an encore a few months later. But that’s another blog entry…

At this point in Trike Patrol’s existence, we had developed a network of friends who spread news of the need for new models around to their friends. And their friends told their friends and so on and so forth. So now we had girls coming out of the woodwork from all over who wanted to do the job. Kazumi was one of those girls. She was VERY young, 18 years old (don’t worry, we got her papers) and boasted one of the tightest little bodies on Trike Patrol to date. She was one of those girls who hung out in Manila in the Japanese/Korean karaoke haunts. She was very well-versed in entertaining Japanese and Korean tourists, but not so experienced when it came to dealing with Americans. And as you could see with her poor English, it showed.

The pick-up scene alone was difficult. I was riding in the trike with her and trying desperately to get her to talk. But she was so damn shy and her English was so bad, I did most of the talking for her myself. I would ask her a question, and end up providing an answer for her so she could just nod. Yes, lame, I know. Obviously her real name is not Kazumi. Part of the process is deciding what the girls stage name will be in the video. Usually we just pick some generic random name, but sometimes we let the girl choose if they have something in mind. I decided on Kazumi just because her hair reminded me of a famous porn star named Katsumi (who oddly enough just changed her name to Katsuni ) and also because she was so Japanese looking.

Once we got to the action, things picked up, and it wasn’t long before we knew that we had found something she was good at. I felt her breasts after she got undressed (one of the perks of the cameraman job, hehe) and I was so amazed how damn FIRM they were. They were like two grapefruits protruding out from her chest cavity, and all natural at that. Just to die for. And her little round ass was just as nice. This girl had quite a body to behold. Sometimes features like that aren’t easily transferable when you see them in the videos. Just take my word on that.

She sucked Hammer’s cock very well. Slobbering on it a little bit and not being afraid to let the goop drip out of her mouth. I hate it when girls are shy about that and either swallow it or wipe it away. She took the dick pretty well and wasn’t shy about letting it be known audibly. Not one of those quiet, timid girls. A true “little brown fucking machine” in every sense of the title. Although her English sucked pretty bad, she was cool and easy-going, so we kept her around that night for some barhopping on Fields Ave. She stayed in Bruce’s room and he brought a barfine home with them making for a threesome which I heard about the next day. We actually brought her along with us to Subic the next day for a one-night trip and we stayed in the new (at the time) Kokomoz Subic Beach Resort . That night, Hammer ended up taking a girl from one of the clubs in Barrio Barretto, so as luck would have it, Kazumi came to my room to…uhh….sleep. Again, one of the perks of the job. She was one of the hotter girls ever corralled on Trike Patrol; at least in my opinion anyway. I’ve been told my tastes differ from the mainstream, but that’s just fine for me.

This was a question we got a lot from the fans. “Was Renz high on something?” Well, I was the one who filmed it and although her behavior was bizarre to say the least, I didn’t notice her taking any kind of substance or pills or anything. Granted, she could’ve taken something before she came to us, or slipped something in while in the bathroom, but I never saw it. You have to realize, while you only get to see a 15 or 25 minute encounter with these girls, we spend half a day with them on average. Sometimes we even keep them around overnight and go barhopping if we like ‘em enough.

By the time we filmed Renz , Trike Patrol had already started to become pretty notorious in Angeles. The local foreigners and tourists spread news of it to the girls and from there, the “bamboo telegraph” just exploded exponentially. We would be riding down the street in our trike, and random people walking by would see us and yell out “Trike Patrol, Trike Patrol!” So, as you can imagine, we had to change our tactics a little bit. We went from filming during the mid-afternoon hours in broad daylight, to filming our pick-up scenes under the cover of darkness. The Renz episode was actually the very first night-time pick-up scene we ever did. The camera had a “night-vision” feature which illuminated the screen in a green color and actually looked kinda cool. When we picked up Renz on the street is when she started acting really trippy and weird. Maybe she popped something while waiting for us to swoop her up in the trike, I’ll never know for sure. Either way, she was as batty as they come, that’s for sure.

A little Trike Patrol trivia for you here: Who was the 2nd girl in the Renz episode? She appeared in the dark during the pick-up scene and she said “Hello? What hello?” in an equally trippy-sounding manner. Here’s a clue: She was another popular Trike Patrol girl from a previous episode. If you’ve been a member long enough (or watched enough bootlegged episodes) you might be able to figure it out. The first person to email the correct answer to me at jreg@jimmy-regina.com will get a free month’s subscription to Trike Patrol. (or a free additional month if you’re currently a member)